Men were wearing crop tops, make up, and platform boots in the 70s but we’re gunna act like that’s suddenly a crime in 2019, mmm not on my watch baby
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I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck
i caNT BREATHE
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the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood
I imagine it would feel something like this
that’s the plot of the movie
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Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this
Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced
Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico
Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA
Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan
There are only 5 million people in Norway
And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one
Augh, my tea!
Happy Crimmus!
It’s Crismn!
Merry Crisis!
Merry Chrysler!
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being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit
fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass
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Idk guys… is it just me or is lead poisoning… a little sexy
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